JOKE OF THE DAY- thanks tamara :)

> THE BLACK BRA
>
> I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried girlfriends.
> One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
> Married for 20+ years.
>
> We were chatting about our relationships and decided
> To amaze our men by greeting them at the door
> Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
> We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
>
> Here's how it all went.
>
> My engaged friend:
> The other night when my boyfriend came over he
> Found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
> He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
> I love you..' Then we made passionate love all night long.
>
> The mistress:
> Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
> Wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
> Mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
> But he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
>
> Then I had to share my story:
> When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
> Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
> When he came in the door and saw me he said,
>
> "What's for dinner, Batman?"